Some Things Are Never Easy!
The Dreaded Airport!
I’m back from vacation!
As one gets older things are not so easy! I put this post under the Travel Tips category, but maybe it would be better under Travel Warning!
My observations:
The long term parking lot gets farther and farther away from the airport. At our airport the only solution was to walk from the new LONG TERM lot to the departure Terminal! A good 30 minutes and pulling/carrying luggage to boot! Are you kidding me?
There is a great deal of distance to walk in the airports now to get on or get off a plane! You know you are in trouble when the signs are posted to let you know how much time is needed to get from A to B! 20 minutes? Are you kidding me?
At the Departure Gate, a good hour is spent notifying passengers to MAKE SURE their wheeled carry-on luggage fits in the bin used to measure said luggage. No one pays any attention to said notifications, but the passengers begin to eye up everyone’s carry-on luggage. When the announcement to board plane is made the boarding attendant personally asks, as she takes your boarding pass, that each passenger place their carry-on luggage in measuring bin to see that indeed your carry-on is the proper size. Most fail, and passengers get to leave their luggage, to be properly stored in the baggage section on the plane. Results: Over 1 1/2hours to board plane and plane is an hour late taking off! Check YOUR Baggage in the first place!
The seats on airplanes are getting smaller and smaller and I sit in business class!
After arrival at destination, to get to the Car Rental Station, one does the required 20 minutes from Landing station to terminal, including 3 sets of escalators, and more walking to wait in line at Passport Control. Following Passport Control, you are off to claim baggage in another section of the terminal. From there you exit the terminal, walk over the sky bridge to another building and take a set of elevators to the ground floor and a large bus terminal. Now you wait in the proper bus line that it took you 20 minutes to figure out, because there are lots of buses going everywhere and you must wait on a particular brand of Car Rental Bus that finally picks you up and takes you to the hinterland where the said Car Rental Station is. At the Car Rental facility there is another line and although you have pre-booked everything there still is a line and finally after a thorough car examination, by the attendant, you can escape the airport. Now the fun begins because you are driving on the opposite side of the road and on the opposite side of the car than you are used to! There is always an adjustment period, and lots of driving reminders from your better half! There, now didn’t I make that sound more civil than it actually was? But, who cares you are out of the Airport!
Moving on…………………now to return home.
On final arrival at destination, at the end of the trip, new adventures await. There are now new computer kiosks to check your passport, take your picture, and get your fingerprints. This all has been added since you departed the same airport three weeks prior. You still get to talk to the agent, who asks if you have any food with you, or plants before he welcomes you back to the US.
Waiting at the baggage claim, you wait and wait and wait, because this time your plane arrived early and it seems every other plane has arrived at the same time too. TWO hours later you have your luggage, (this is the reason no one wants to check their bags) as you watch the Customs Line get longer and longer and six lines deep. Once in line with the throng of other people, the beagle sniffing drug dog is the only thing one finds remotely amusing! Who knew they used little beagles for this job? When you finally get to Customs (after another 1 1/2 hour wait) I am again asked about any food or plants and after 2 seconds of questioning I am allowed to pass. I want to Run out of that airport Screaming, but I don’t. There is probably another line for that!
Believe me when I say ONE NEEDS a Vacation from the Vacation upon return! My front porch may be my next vacation spot!
PS OK, My ranting is over! I did have a lovely time in England doing my annual garden tour. As always, there were some setbacks and some new unplanned adventures. Read all about it in future posts, now that I have re-couped from the air travel! Have you had similar experiences? I have traveled to Europe at least once a year for over 15 years and I have never experienced “Airport Situations” as this years! And I get to experience it again in September!
PSS…….If one is looking for gainful, steady employment I think the drivers of the small shuttles that Beep, Beep, Beep along while taking passengers from one spot to another, may be a good prospect with job security to boot! I can’t see the “Airport Situation” getting any better any time soon! There, all is off my chest!
The Travel Lady In Her Shoes 
12 Responses to “Some Things Are Never Easy!”
Welcome back! I hope your uk trip was wonderful, apart from planes and airports. I definitely agree that you need a holiday after you have endured all that queuing! I will be experiencing airports this Wednesday as I escape Greece by myself and return to UK for some time with friends and family.
Since I’ve been back I’ve also had guests arrive with more arriving this weekend! Hard to get back into the swing of posting!
Oh, my, this was an informative and rather amusing read. Truly grateful for lack of airports in my life all of a sudden. 😀 Enjoy some peace now.
I sure can identify with this. I put on a bit of weight and sitting in those seats is like being held by a vice. I can’t move. The flight to Sydney, Australia from New York is so bad I never want to do it again. My elderly mother wants to see me but until I am in better health I just can’t face it.
Oh Sherry I know exactly what you mean! I had the chance to go to Australia and New Zealand and said “no thanks” because I knew I could not do that flight!
I dread flying into the USA – and out of Toronto airport to anywhere. Too bad train travel isn’t more popular and developed in North America.
Yes wouldn’t train travel be nice! Something with big comfy seats, a big sleeping compartment and several different restaurants!
My favorite way to travel to Canada is to take a short hop to Burlington VT and then drive where I want to in Canada. I can’t go in winter although I would love to go to Quebec City at Christmas but I don’t have clothes for below freezing! Ha ha! Our low here is 40 ish and then for only a day or so and then back to 70!
That’s hilarious since it wasn’t me trying to wend my way to England! I have experienced much of that in the states, too. But overseas travel is always extra “interesting” for me because I wasn’t born in the US.
Whew! I’m tired just reading about your airport experiences, and understand the situation from my Germany trip last year. Here are some things I remember: 1) encountering (short) national train strike with cancelled departure in Munich, 2) hard to find place to return Hertz rental car at Leipzig train station, 3) failed airplane brakes in with long delay on runway at Berlin, 4) missed flight connection in Amsterdam, 5) excruciatingly long wait at British Airways customer service for alternate option back to US, 6) missing evening Delta connection in Atlanta (but nice overnight Marriott stay with meals), and 7) finally back home to Austin by next afternoon. However, I’m looking forward to read about your latest adventure in England and all your lovely photos.
OMG Doug! This is exactly what I mean! We look forward to our trips and have absolutely horrible times getting there! And once there things don’t always work out so well either! I’m telling you my own porch and garden may be my next “Travel Destination” Is security the problem or what?
Yes, I have security concerns as well. We had hoped for several trips to European coyntries iver the next several years while we can still travel, but with all that’s been happening lately I’m not so sure that those plans make sense any more.